Wednesday, August 27, 2003
So, my computer bit the big one, and not it a good way! Not only is my life on that computer but my hopes, my dreams, and my first born son (not Hyman). If anyone thinks they can help please give a ring but as of now I have had two of the most computer-wise guys look at it and....nothing. I am so sad but trying to keep my spirits up. So if you have any reason to laugh, smile, or smirk please send it along. Thank you for your support.
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Tuesday, August 26, 2003
Who knew? We all thought Yoni was off learning law up there in Wisconsin but NO, he was perfecting his timing and delivery.... This is his work. The following opinions are not necessarily shared by the writer of this site.
If all Soda beverages comprised a family, I think that Mountain Dew would be the pot smoking kid who spends his days thinking about the meaning of life, and his nights skateboarding with his friends. Is it possible that all those Do the Dew commercials have somehow caused me to think that? Possibly, but who cares. In this soda beverage family, Cherry 7-up strikes me as the young attractive stepmom that Dad(coke) leaves Mom(pepsi) for. As a result, most are not fooled by the dashing pink color of Cherry 7-up and refuse to even take a sip of the devlish soda. A&W rootbeer is clearly the grandfather of the family, sitting on the porch with his trusty hound at his feet, a shotgun in his lefthand, and a ice cold rootbeer in his right.
Sprite is the white suburbanite kid who listens to 50 cent
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If all Soda beverages comprised a family, I think that Mountain Dew would be the pot smoking kid who spends his days thinking about the meaning of life, and his nights skateboarding with his friends. Is it possible that all those Do the Dew commercials have somehow caused me to think that? Possibly, but who cares. In this soda beverage family, Cherry 7-up strikes me as the young attractive stepmom that Dad(coke) leaves Mom(pepsi) for. As a result, most are not fooled by the dashing pink color of Cherry 7-up and refuse to even take a sip of the devlish soda. A&W rootbeer is clearly the grandfather of the family, sitting on the porch with his trusty hound at his feet, a shotgun in his lefthand, and a ice cold rootbeer in his right.
Sprite is the white suburbanite kid who listens to 50 cent
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So, I'm in the kitchen with music videos playing, in order to have music while I cook. I briefly glance out to see who was singing since the song sounded familiar. There was a moment (a brief moment but it was still a moment) where I swear Chris was on TV singing. The song was over in a second so I looked around the internet and found the guy. As soon as the picture loaded....AAAAAHBBBBLAAAAAAAG!!!!!!!!! see above but make sure you have your vomit bag handy. I am not liable for any developing twitches as a result of viewing this site.
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So, I'm in the kitchen with music videos playing, in order to have music while I cook. I briefly glance out to see who was singing since the song sounded familiar. There was a moment (a brief moment but it was still a moment) where I swear Chris was on TV singing. The song was over in a second so I looked around the internet and found the guy. As soon as the picture loaded....AAAAAHBBBBLAAAAAAAG!!!!!!!!! see above but make sure you have your vomit bag handy. I am not liable for any developing twitches as a result of viewing this site.
Monday, August 25, 2003
Random Thoughts
1) So the bridal dress sale was a few days ago. This is where grown women camp out so that when the place finally opens they can run like idiots to grab as many gowns as the can. Granted these gowns that were thousands of dollars are now just a few hundred but my concern, as I was telling Laura on the bus, is not waiting in line or grabbing the dresses it is waiting in line for the dressing room. But then i figured, I would just wear a nude colored body suit. Then the thought of nude colored body suits continued. Think about your best friend...in a nude colored body suit... your teacher...in a nude colored body suit...your co-worker...in a nude colored body suit (Note: you are really missing out on a good laugh if you don't take the time to really imagine this)
2) I had to order 30 pizzas today for my fraternity rush event Wednesday. I walk in there and I ordered 15 cheese, 8 peperoni, and 7 vegie. This tiny Mexican man then says to me, "No sausage?" I thought this was a kind business offer and it wasn't until I was re-living the situation later with my friend did I REALIZE my faux pas. I said innocently back to him "no, I can't stand the sight of sausage" No wonder the entire crew of tiny Mexican men started laughing in the back room....
Answer: The answer to yesterday's question is the Dude would room with Walter and Donny would room with Jesus... why you ask? As soon as they got themselves into this situation Walter would say come on Dude, let's throw our stuff down and go bowling, Donny your sleeping with the pederast.
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1) So the bridal dress sale was a few days ago. This is where grown women camp out so that when the place finally opens they can run like idiots to grab as many gowns as the can. Granted these gowns that were thousands of dollars are now just a few hundred but my concern, as I was telling Laura on the bus, is not waiting in line or grabbing the dresses it is waiting in line for the dressing room. But then i figured, I would just wear a nude colored body suit. Then the thought of nude colored body suits continued. Think about your best friend...in a nude colored body suit... your teacher...in a nude colored body suit...your co-worker...in a nude colored body suit (Note: you are really missing out on a good laugh if you don't take the time to really imagine this)
2) I had to order 30 pizzas today for my fraternity rush event Wednesday. I walk in there and I ordered 15 cheese, 8 peperoni, and 7 vegie. This tiny Mexican man then says to me, "No sausage?" I thought this was a kind business offer and it wasn't until I was re-living the situation later with my friend did I REALIZE my faux pas. I said innocently back to him "no, I can't stand the sight of sausage" No wonder the entire crew of tiny Mexican men started laughing in the back room....
Answer: The answer to yesterday's question is the Dude would room with Walter and Donny would room with Jesus... why you ask? As soon as they got themselves into this situation Walter would say come on Dude, let's throw our stuff down and go bowling, Donny your sleeping with the pederast.
Sunday, August 24, 2003
Important Discoveries of Today:
1) Shelly drinks 6 cups of coffee in the A.M. (a little disappointed for I truly believed that was natural pep... although come to think of it, I had never seen anything like it)
2) I can NOT have animal crackers in the appartment....
a) Animal crackers are really not crackers, they are cookies.
b) The animals used really need to be updated
3) I only know of one person that knows a criminal defense lawyer in East Lansing
4) Apparently one of my friends is a criminal
Randomness:
1) I saw Ben Eisenberg on Broadway. Not only did he recognize me before I even saw him but I was dressed in my Noodle Kidoodle T-Shirt with a fro almost as big as his. It had only been 48 hours since my last shower and I was munching on animal cookies. No I'm not homeless, I am just a law student.
Question of the Day:
1) The Dude, Walter, Donny, and Jesus enter a hotel room, there are only two rooms left and each must assume a roomate, who rooms together.
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1) Shelly drinks 6 cups of coffee in the A.M. (a little disappointed for I truly believed that was natural pep... although come to think of it, I had never seen anything like it)
2) I can NOT have animal crackers in the appartment....
a) Animal crackers are really not crackers, they are cookies.
b) The animals used really need to be updated
3) I only know of one person that knows a criminal defense lawyer in East Lansing
4) Apparently one of my friends is a criminal
Randomness:
1) I saw Ben Eisenberg on Broadway. Not only did he recognize me before I even saw him but I was dressed in my Noodle Kidoodle T-Shirt with a fro almost as big as his. It had only been 48 hours since my last shower and I was munching on animal cookies. No I'm not homeless, I am just a law student.
Question of the Day:
1) The Dude, Walter, Donny, and Jesus enter a hotel room, there are only two rooms left and each must assume a roomate, who rooms together.
